Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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