we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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