have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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