it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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