If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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