...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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