Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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