I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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