Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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