I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize