with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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