what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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