Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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