just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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