North Korea, Best Korea!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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