Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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