I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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