Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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