I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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