this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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