I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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