All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
This toilet bowl is my home.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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