why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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