i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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