next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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