So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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