I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
