Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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