This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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