If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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