3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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