And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Randomize
