What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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