he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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