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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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