I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
My pussy is not your playground.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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