Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
a search helicopter?!
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize
