you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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