i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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