Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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