Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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