Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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