in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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