i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
sarcasm needs its own font
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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