Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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