She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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