You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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