he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So much Jack, so little girl.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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