Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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