On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I FOUND THE LEGS
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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