Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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