whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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