she was so not down for the gang bang
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
