Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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